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12/19/05 07:43 pm

so yea, its been a long time since i updated. LSU started off bad, turned awesome and beat alabama and auburn and then sucked again in the end. saints, yea theyre still pretty bad too. so i made a new friend. her name is meredith and shes awesome. a little moody and scary sometimes too, but still frickin awesome. john is obsessed with her. he like makes all these little football comments about her and then she gets them and makes fun of him. and she makes fun of his "garbage" and "lit up" phrases but theyre kinda cute together even though john is being gay and wont ask her out, but anyways. meredith has this most amazing friend named kaitlyn, shes hilarious and NOT A BITCH like other girls ive liked in october of 2005 and so much finer too. im am now a sophmore lvoer b/c every member of the bitch squad has turned me away from every junior girl in the world. and im done and meredith kay maitrejean is the coolest person i know and when she and john get married, we will have crazy affairs, but thats after i do her mom. the end.
*this was all done by jonathan christopher anselmo*

8/9/05 06:52 pm - laffy taffy

hmm today is the last day of summer, pretty crazy. at practice we decide to bust into the concession stand by the homewood soccer field. i said "man wouldnt it suck if a cop saw us". not 5 minutes after i said that me and bulgerella are darting through bushes, running full speed up a cliff from a cop. anselmo was our lookout man, but little did we know, our lookout man took off running for no reason. then we see cops and book it. anywayz, shake that laffy taffy.

7/21/05 01:29 pm - DY-NO-MITE

just woke up and its 1:30. i dont know why but im doin some race thing at hoover at 7. um sorry if ive lost contact with u this week, practice has been at 7 and i jus been busy and shit. ima go eat. comment.

7/12/05 11:22 am - fdhak;afj fdkfaa

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7/11/05 06:30 am - *angry face* grrrr

ok look its fuckin 6 in the morning, ive gotten maybe 3 hours of sleep. my mom comes barging in tellin me i haev to do the fucking trash. the fuckin garbage man doesnt come til like the fuckin afteernoon. if theres anything u dont do, its dont fuck with brandon in the morning cuz hes a lil grumpy. its like 10 girls pmsing rolled all into 1 person when i get 3 hours of sleep and somebody wakes me up for some stupid bullshit like that. god dam. and when i fuckin wake up, its real hard for me to go back to sleep, so ill be pissed for another good few hours or so. fuck that im goin back to sleep.

7/10/05 07:22 pm - my mind is tellin me no.......but the body is tellin me yes

dam storm, cant go anywhere or my mom says ill get blown away by the storm which is totally untrue. i have satelitte tv so when it rains it flickers on and off and its been doin that for a good 4 hours straight and its nerve racking. ncaa comes out in 2 days. i have 5 dollars. 1 word...fuck. my mom wants to go to the uab-tennesee football game but i dont wanna. 1. uab will get their ass kicked. 2. nothing is in knoxville.o wel

7/9/05 10:10 pm - the roof is on fire

today is saturday. i went to the lake and came back. i hate how everybody panics about these gay ass hurricanes, i really dont give a fuck. today sucks. i need money. kiss my black ass.

7/7/05 01:02 pm - im not a sugar cookie getter, u kno im a rapper

practice man, practice
i love my sumemrs, no job, no service project, no reading books, just me bein lazy as fuck whenever i want. i downloaded that bearshare thing yesterday cuz i was tired of payin .88 cents per song on walmart.com since they dont have anything anyway. o yea were goin back to sfx cuz the ols guys are stingy as hell so were like kiss my ass and were goin back to sfx. we plan to get into the other teams head anyway we can and we plan to incoporate our style of "40 minutes of hell". we need a slogan more clever than that tho, im not very clever. its cloudy outside. i might be goin to visionland saturday but i dunno. o yea, my friend chris from ramsay is comin to carroll next year so that should be fun. ummm umm. shout out to zard cuz shes cool as hell and i miss her. could somebody do me a favor and send me some answers to that book we have to read, something about ham.

7/2/05 02:16 pm - scedule time

ok just got back from the beach today, i barely went into the ocean with all the dam sharks around. ive just gotten my scedule today and it isnt pretty. here it is

1. enviro - mrs haugh (aka all the lazy asses who didnt wanna take chemistry
2. world history - d brooks (hes that faggot ass that rides his bike before school everyday in spandex)
3. sociology - coach pridmore (probably my easiest class, but could somebody tell me what the hell is socilogy
4. theology - sister margaret andrew (2nd easiest)
5. lunch - comment if u have 5th so i can kno the roster
6. fund algebra 2 - mrs fucking green (this lady is a bitch, theres no getting around it)
7. french 1 - mrs smith (no habla french)
8. british lit - mrs king (by far the hardest and ill fail miserably)

ive been hearing the good lunch this year is 3rd, but my sources tell me 5th has all the hotties, so 5th is better.

just comment and tell me what lunch

6/22/05 08:12 pm - damit

dam, everybody seems to be goin to the beach right about now. my parents are goin this week so ill have the house all to myself for like 5 days. yay. im actually running at cross country now and it makes me tired. for some reason i like carrying around chapstick everywhere i go cuz it makes me feel cool. im watchin real world right now and the blonde on there is fine as hell. so is the other brown haired person. i hate their yankee accents tho, it pisses me off. mmmm pizza.
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